Paroles de Anything you can do

Girl b= boy
Anything you can do,i can do better.
Ha!
I can do anything, better than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, i can.
No, you can't.
Yes, i can.
No, you can't.
Yes, i can, yes, i can!

Anything you can be, i can be greater.
Sooner or later, i'm greater than you.

No, you're not.
Yes, i am.
No, you're not.
Yes, i am.
No, you're not!.
Yes, i am, yes, i am!

I can shoot a partridge, with a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow, with a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
You bet!
So can a rat!

Any note you can sing, i can sing higher.
I can sing anything, higher than you.
You can't.
Yes, i can. (higher)
No, you can't. (higher)
Yes, i can. (higher)
No, you can't. (higher)
Yes, i can. (higher)
No, you can't. (higher)
Yes, i can! (highest)
How'dyou sing that high?
I'm a girl!
You could have fooled me!

Anything you can sing, i can sing softer.
I can sing anything, softer than you.
No, you can't. (softly)
Yes, i can. (softer)
No, you can't. (softer)
Yes, i can. (softer)
No, you can't. (softer)
Yes, i can. (softer) yes, i can! (full volume)

I can drink my liquor, faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker, and get even sicker!

I can open any safe.
Without gettin' caught?
You bet!
That's what i thought--
You crook!

Any note you can hold, i can hold longer.
I can hold any note, longer than you.
No, you can't.
Yes, i can
No, you can't.
Yes, i can
No, you can't.
Yes, i can
No, you can't!
Yes, i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i
C-a-n! (cough, cough!)
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
How d'you hold all that in?
Chest cavities!

Anything you say, i can say faster.
I can say anything, faster than you.
No, you can't. (fast)
Yes, i can. (faster)
No, you can't. (faster)
Yes, i can. (faster)
Both: yscescesecysesecses-i can!!

I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
(girly voice)i can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
*gasp!* can you bake a pie?
(girly voice)ooh no.
Neither can i.

Anything you can sing, i can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything, sweeter than you.
No, you can't. (sweetly)
Yes, i can. (sweeter)
No, you ca-o-a-o-a-o-an't. (sweeter)
Yes, i can. (sweeter)
No, you ca-an't. (sweeter)
Yes, i can. (sweeter)
No, you ca-an't
Yes, i can
No, you can't, can't, can't!
Yes, i can, can, can!

Together: yes, i can! no, you can't!