Paroles de Anything you can do

I'm pretty sure that anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

No, you can't.
Oh, yes, i can. no, you can't.
Yes, i can. no, you can't.
Yes, i can,
Yes, i can!

Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.

No, you're not. yes, i am.
No, you're not. yes, i am.
No, you're not!. yes, i am.
Yes, i am!

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Pfft! yeah.
So can a rat!
Any note you can sing
I can sing higher.
I can sing any note
Higher than you.
No, you can't. (high)
Yes, i can. (higher) no, you can't. (higher)
Yes, i can. (higher) no, you can't. (higher)
Yes, i can. (higher) no, you can't. (higher)
Yes, i can! (highest)

Anything you can sing
I can sing softer.
I can sing anything
Softer than you.
No, you can't. (softly)
Yes, i can. (softer) no, you can't. (softer)
Yes, i can. (softer) no, you can't. (softer)
Yes, i can. (softer)
Yes, i can! (full volume)
I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
Without bein' caught?
Duh!
That's what i thought--
You crook!
Any note you can sing
I can sing longer.
I can sing any note
Longer than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, i can no, you can't.
Yes, i can no, you ca-a-a-n't. (cough cough)
Yes, i can
Yes, i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-i
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Any note you can sing
I can sing faster.
I can sign any note
Faster than you.
No, you can't. (fast)
Yes, i can. (faster) no, you can't. (faster)
Yes, i can. (faster) noyoucan't. (faster)
Yesican! (fastest)
I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie? no.
Neither can i.
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
No, you can't. (sweetly)
Yes, i can. (sweeter) no, you can't. (sweeter)
Yes, i can. (sweeter) no, you can't. (sweeter)
Yes, i can. (sweeter) no, you can't (sweeter)
Oh, yes, i can (sugary)
No, you can't can't cant!
Oh, yes, i can, can, can!

Yes, i can! no, you can't!