Paroles de Ballerina

We got married in a wal-mart
Down by the wrangler jeep
Ima dress my baby like a vampire
Next week on halloween

Got a lot of things down at the wal-mart
Things like trampoline
I got me some whiskey and some diapers
For my darlin' lucy jean

Yes i'm a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina on the lam.
Yes i'm a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina on the lam.

We got married in a wal-mart
Down by the franks n beans
Killed a guy in texas, stole my grandma's hyundai
Now my face is on a magazine.

Makin love and then we're makin bacon
Just wipe down the foreman grill
Look at that bocephus over yonder
That's where your pappy was killed.

Yes i'm a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina on the lam.
Yes i'm a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina on the lam.

Ballet dancer on the tippy toe
Ballet dancer on the tippy toe

I sent my kids to school down at the wal-mart
It's kinda like a private school
Babies said her favorite class is recess
Lucy jean just pees the kiddie pool

Was born at this wal-mart and i'll die here
It sits on an old injun ground
The best maize on the cob in the tri-county
This wal-mart's proud to say it can be found.

Yes i'm a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina on the lam.
Yes i'm a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina on the lam.

Well now you done tried to catch me
It ain't worth it to fetch me
C'mon and be my lovin' man
Well i been tryin' to reach ya
The time will just eat ya
I best be doin' what i can

Yes i'm a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina on the lam.
Yes i'm a ballerina, ballerina, ballerina on the lam.

Yes i'm a
Ballerina!
Well i'm a
Ballerina!
Yes i'm a
Ballerina!

Ballerina! (repeat until the end)