Paroles de Beer goggles

The turn out tonight is weak
The crowd is looking meager
Only 40 to 50 in the flock
But 3 more beers and i'm playin' woodstock
And you can probably see that we're not all that tight
A couple more drinks will alter your sight
That does not mean fight
I'm not saying i have to be drunk
But tequila shots make it more fun
I'm havin' fun
(chorus)
Oh, beer goggles
I love to put them on
Next to eachother at the bar
She's thinkin' he's the one
I'm thinkin' where's my car
She thinks i look good
Obviously she didn't smell that fart
"oh, what kind of cologne is that you're wearing?"
Hey man, it's a start
"hi, my name's barbie"
"my name's ken"
The perfect couple 'cause we're drunk in the head
I'm drunk again
(repeat chorus)
And one size fits all!!!