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Tenacious D

pochette album Classical teacher
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Date de parution : 14/05/2012

Durée : 0:03:23

Style : Rock

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J: hey kage
K: jables
J: how goes it man?
K: sgood sgood
J: yknow i been thinking a lot about it, and um, i just want us to be the best fucking band in the world.
K: well yeah me too!
J: theres no point in doing it if were not the best.
K: well strue. i agree with that.
J: i mean what, yeah were gonna be, yeah were really good. were like almost as good as arcade fire, fuck that.
K: yeah
J: we gotta leave those fuckers in the dust!
K: what, what do you..
J: all those fucking youngsters gotta lick our fucking boot or fuck it! yknow what i mean?
K: yeah! yeah, well what, how do we do that though?
J: *sigh* dude you need to fucking have some lessons.
K: what!
J: i know, youre really good but you gotta expand your game.
K: lessons!
J: yknow how koby in the off season would go and like, learn a fucking, yknow a texas two-step or something, to add to his arsenal?
K: man, yeah, thats true. thats true.
J: well ive just been noticing some of your classic riffs are a little sloppy.
K: really?
J: and i, i hope youre not pissed off at me but i went ahead and hired a dude.
K: yeah? oh no, what!
J: dude, just give it a chance will you? if you dont like- ah hey! i swear, if you dont like it well fucking fire his ass. hes out.
K: who is this guy? i never
J: his name is felix char (?)
K: urgh, what.
J: hes from spain and he is the best.
K: oh god
J: i got him from the fucking london phildsarmonic. (meant to be philharmonic)
K: urgh, i just, i dont know him, it seems weird!
J: will you just, will you just spend a minute with him?
K: ok. alright. ill spend a minute with him.
J: ok bro, hes right outside im sending him in.
K: oh god, ok. why? lessons, so stupid.
F: hello?
K: uh, hi!
F: hello, i am felix char.
K: hi, uh. felix? yeah, um.
F: ah, as, jack as asked me to spend some time with you. uh.
K: ok, hm.
F: one on one. so, while jack is outside, ah we will work on your technique.
K: ok.
F: can i see you pick up, is this your guitar here?
K: yup. yeah, i gotta it, i gotta it right over here.
F: ah, it is a fender ay? is this a fender?
K: ah well its a gibson.
F: yes a gibson, yes. made by the same, uh, manufacturer. pick it up please, can you pick it up?
K: ok. yeah.
F: no, no, no, d-d-d-d-d-d-d bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap-bap!
K: what? whatd i do? whatd i do?
F: you pick it up from the neck! this is not the way you pick up a guitar!
K: i just picked it up, i just-
F: no,no, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, cllate tu bocar, pick it up from the body.
K: the what!
F: the body.
K: oh the body! body, ok.
F: im sorry about my accent.
K: i didnt know, i didnt know.
F: now listen to me. i want you to play, like it is a woman. you go and play the guitar now. play.
K: uh, ok? uh.
F: no, no, no, no, no. you, your fingers. your fingers are too tight.
K: theyre too tight?
F: yes, let me get behind you. like this, you see?
K: oh! hn.
F: if i put my finger, on your finger.
K: hey!
F: then you can feel
K: i can! wait!
F: sh, sh, sh, sh, shu! finger to your mouth. i put my finger on your mouth, on your lips.
K: mhmhm!
F: yes thats good.
K: hey man!
F: now listen hey, you want to play like an orgasm.
K: im just try- what!?
F: feel this. do you feel that?
K: oh god! this is really weird man!
F: thats my cock.
K: what!
F: thats my cock in your butt cheeks.
K: oh god! hey!
F: do you feel it?
K: no!
F: now im going to tough your cock.
K: ow!
F: let me touch your penis.
J: its me!
K: what?!
J: its me. its jb.
K: god!
J: theres no felix dude.
K: what are you doing?!
J: im fucking waking you up! im trying to shake your foundations!
K: by touching me with your penis?!
J: yes! by fucking touching your penis! whatever it takes!
K: god!
J: thats all im saying dude! im making a point! lets get fucking serious! lets get physical! alright. lets take it from the top.

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