Paroles de Cool guy 5

Adam Sandler

pochette album Cool guy 5
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Date de parution : 10/09/1999

Durée : 0:01:37

Style : Comedy

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-(sean pulling up in his car to a hooker)-

Girl #5: hey, honey.

Sean: s'up baby? looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. you cold, baby? you want to use me as a blanket?

Girl #5: i'm just doing my thing.

Sean: well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? 'cause i'd like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what i getting at.

Girl #5: well, how much you got, big man?

Sean: well, i'm willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there's a condition going on.

Girl #5: what's that?

Sean: you're going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on... my... slub-a-dub.

Girl #5: ooh, i can do that.

Sean: you can?

Girl #5: mm-hmm.

Sean: you mean, you ain't going make fun of the fact that i called my gizza-gazza a "slub-a-dub"?

Girl #5: honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.

Sean: oh sna-- well, alright then here's the 50 dollars, -(unzips pants)- and here's my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up.

Girl #5: -(opens his door)- sir, you are under arrest.

-(police car pulls up)-

Sean: you got to be fucking with mind here.

Girl #5: no, i'm not.

Cop: good job denise. we'll take him from here.

-(cop hand cuffs sean)-

Sean: what?!?! you going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip 'n' slide? fuck that shit.

Girl #5: hey honey,when you get to jail, you're going to be on the other end of a slip 'n' slide, and i hope you enjoy yourself.

Sean: wwwwhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt?!?!?!

-(cop throws sean in back of police car)-

Cop: just get in the back, asshole.

Girl #5: -(from outside)- you sick fuck.

Sean: damn!! -(crying)- this is a bunch of bullshit!!!

Peeper: piss on me. -(also in the back of the police car)-

Sean: what?!

Peeper: please, piss me.

Sean: no!!!

Peeper: just a tinkle.

Sean: fuck that, keep him away from me.

Peeper: urine.

Sean: keep this man away from me.

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