Paroles de D&d (2005 bonus version)

Stephen Lynch

pochette album D&d (2005 bonus version)
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Date de parution : 04/10/2005

Durée : 0:04:26

Style : Comedy

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(00:10)more harmonica.

(00:16)i got my twelve sided die and i'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.
(00:22)my friends are coming over to my mom's basement bringing funyuns and the mountain dew.
(00:27)i got a big broad sword made outta cardboard and that stereos a pumpin zeppelin. (dazed and confused)
(00:33)it's that time of the night, we turn on the black light, let the dungeons and the dragons begin!

(00:38)it's d and d!!
(00:42)fighting with the legends of yore.
(00:44)it's d and d!!
(00:48)never kissed a lady before. nope, i said it, wooo!
(00:51)c'mon you gonna bring the thunder? i'll bring the fuckin thunder, c'mon bring the thunder, c'mon lets go! aww that's nice.
(00:57)why don't you bring some thunder mother fucker. bring some thunder, alright!

(01:02)now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things, we use these as a reference tool.
(01:08)and when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes, we're the coolest kids in the school!
(01:15)no we're not. i know.

(01:17)now teich's a real bastard, but a fair dungeon master, he's got hitpoints and charisma to lend.
(01:22)and i rehearse in my room or what i call the dragon's tomb when i'm not out with my girlfriend!
(01:27)it's d and d!
(01:29)wait wait wait, teich, c'mon. i'm sorry. woah hey wait, i'm sorry. hold on gimme one second. what?
(01:34)dude come on, seriously. what?!
(01:42)you've got a fuckin...girlfriend? dungeon master!
(01:49)that's kind of a dick thing to say.

(01:52)it's d and d!!
(01:55)summoning the demons of hell.
(01:57)it's d and d!!
(02:00)when our shift ends at the taco bell. gordita! chalupa!

(02:20)well my medieval brother, there's room here for another, would you care to take a roll of the die?
(02:25)you guys make me weep, you think that you can keep up with a warrior as mighty as i?
(02:31)see you're in mortal danger, i'm a first class ranger who's half gargoyle and half elf.
(02:37)and if that doesn't scare ya maybe i should beware ya what lurks within my gaming shelf.
(02:43)next to my junior high annual lies my monster manual, and my customized dungeon master screen.
(02:49)i've got treasures and traps on my graph paper maps, next to my three inch solid pewter figurines.
(02:55)so if you think you got the balls, bring on your dungeon master calls, i'll be protected by my robe of destruction.
(03:01)and i will leave you both in tears cause i'm the dungeon master here and you two are in need of some instruction.

(03:06)it's d and d!!
(03:10)warriors who terrify.
(03:12)it's d and d!!!!!!!
(03:23)virgins, 'til the day.....
(03:41)o oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh ohh oh
(03:47)do it, oh oh ohh oh (note:oh's from new kids on the block song)

(03:50)no, no, no, no! no!

(03:56)one,two fuck you
(4:04)thank you everybody!

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