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King Missile

pochette album Detachable penis
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Date de parution : 26/06/2007

Durée : 0:03:2

Style : Rock

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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time
It's detachable

This comes in handy a lot of the time
I can leave it home when i think it's going to get me in trouble
Or i can rent it out when i don't need it

But now and then i go to a party
Get drunk
And the next the morning, i can't for the life of me
Remember what i did with it

First i looked around my apartment
And i couldn't find it
So i called up the place where the party was
They hadn't seen it either

I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason i leave it there sometimes
But not this time
So i told them if it pops up to let me know

I called a few people who were at the party
But they were no help either
I was starting to get desperate
I really don't like being without my penis for too long

It makes me feel like less of a man
And i really hate to having to sit down
Every time i take a leak

After a few hours of searching the house
And calling everyone i could think of
I was starting to get very depressed
So i went to the kiev and ate breakfast

Then as i walked down second avenue toward st. mark's place
Where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street
I saw my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster oven
Some guy was selling it

I had to buy it off him
He wanted 22 bucks but i talked him down to 17
I took it home, washed it off
And put it back on

I was happy again, complete
People sometimes tell me
I should get it permanently attached but i don't know
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass
I like having a detachable penis

Detachable penis
Detachable penis
Detachable penis

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