Paroles de Ernie helps bert with his sneeze

Bert: "ahhhh....ahhhh...."
Ernie: "hey bert, what's wrong?"
Bert: "i think i'm going to sneeze."
Ernie: "bert, you can't sneeze, you don't have a hanky. you can't sneeze without a hanky."
Bert: "i know, can you go get one, ernie? please hurry!"
Ernie: "wait right there. (he runs off, returns with a large hanky) okay you can sneeze now."
Bert: "ahh, ahhh, just hold it right there, ernie."
Ernie: "just sneeze any way you want to."
Bert: "hold it that way, aaaahhhh, aaahhhhh, i can feel it coming, aaaaahhhh, it's going to be a big one--aaaccccchhhhoooooooo!!! (bert buries his nose in the hanky, but when he lifts his head, his nose is still in ernie's hand!) (nasally) that's better! thanks, ernie."
Ernie: "uh, bert? (taps him on the shoulder, shows him his nose.) this here's your nose. looks like you sneezed your nose off."
Bert: (nasal) "rats! (pause) ernie, can you keep this quiet? draw the drapes and...(softly) and put my nose back on!"
Ernie: "why of course, kehehehe! that's what friends are for, aren't they, kehehehe?! they put their friends' noses back on!"
Bert: (nasal) "ernie, cut the clowning, and just put my nose back on!"
Ernie: "okay, okay." (bert bends down, ernie sticks it way over on the right side of his face, then starts laughing again)
Bert: "ernie, what are you doing? that's not where my nose goes!"
Ernie: "kehehehe! you should see where your nose is, bert, kehehehe!"
Bert: "i can see it, yeah, out of my left eye i can see it! c'mon, ernie, you know where it goes!"
Ernie: "okay, just a minute." (ernie pulls bert's nose off and then sticks it above bert's eyebrows, starts laughing again.)
Bert: "is that your idea of where my nose goes? you know where it belongs!"
Ernie: "kehehehe, it looks pretty funny right where it is, kehehehe!"
Bert: "ho-ho. c'mon, ernie, you know what to do, do it right!" (bert bends down again, and ernie moves bert's nose down below bert's chin, then laughes some more)
Ernie: "kehehehe! you should see where it is now!"
Bert: "ernie! c'mon now, quit clowning around, do it right!"
Ernie: "okay, hang on. (ernie finally puts bert's nose where it belongs) there!"
Bert: "thanks, ern. (pause) oh no!"
Ernie: "what's the matter?"
Bert: "i think i'm going to sneeze again!"