Paroles de My hairy grandad

Have always had big toes.
With smells emanating
That drift up into your nose.
And the people in my family,
Have questionable hygiene.
I think it all comes from,

Watching too much mr bean.
But there's nothing to compa
Re,
With my grandad's steely hair.
Its thick and wiry, and looks like a rug,
And you always find one or two in your mug.
He's hairy but i love him,
My hairy grandad.