Paroles de Next to me

Sometimes i hear your whistle as i walk the dogs across the skateboard park,
And though i know you've gone uptown i look for you in every doorway on st mark's,
Cause even though i'm not a canine, and my bark is usually benign,
Whatever i'm sniffing i'll drop and come running for you.
I once said that "i'm not an alcoholic. there's just always something to be celebrated".
Well true to form i'm pretty woozy this morning, cause last night i was inebriated.

You're next to me so everything must be alright,
You're next to me so i must have made it home last night,
It can't have been too mortifying, though i do remember trying a handstand against a mirrored wall.

But "oh i love, you let me",
And didn't then forget me
But took me home so tell me did i fall?

You're next to me, so nothing really matters anyway.
You're next to me, and i feel like i'm on my holidays

And i mean that the british way like lying on a beach sipping through the alcohol,
Not the american way which involves religion and is absolutely no fun at all.
Not that i mean to demean your lovely nation after all it made you and you're a sensation.
The jubilation of our present situation could make me lose the urge for any form of masturbation
It's sensational; that you are next to me, so everything must be alright.

You are next to me, so i must have made it home last night.
You are next to me, so nothing really matters anyway.
You are next to me, and i feel like i'm on my holidays.

Im amazed that you are next to me.