Paroles de One of us

(note: this segment is spoken. the five of them describe each
Other.)
Jon: one of us was a u.s. army mp.
Jimmy: one of us came out of the closet at thirty-seven.
Cliff: one of us went to his high school prom, but with his
Boyfriend.
Aurelio: one of us was a high school cross-country champion.
Michael: and one of us was a high school cross-dresser, and it
Wasn't me.
Jon: one of us coached high school wrestling.
Jimmy: as teenagers, two of us attempted suicide.
Cliff: all except one of us are single, and available!
Michael: and bitter... and desperate!
Jon: i only date pro-feminist men, so it kinda, you know,
Narrows it down.
Michael: that's why you're so lonely!
Jon: i know!
Jimmy: one of us believes that size matters.
Jon: and four of them are lying.
Aurelio: one of us ran away from home at the age of fourteen.
Cliff: two of us have been repeatedly arrested for civil
Disobedience.
Aurelio: one of us had a former girlfriend who died of aids as the
Result of a blood transfusion.
Michael: one of us is a survivor of childhood sexual abuse.
Jon: one of us was fag-bashed with a two-by-four.
Jimmy: one of us has been living with aids for ten years.
Michael: and he's tired of it!