Lyrics of It's 10 am and i'm drunk

April:
Officer why the third degree?
Told ya, i've been drunk since a quarter 'til three
On rum and coke and some pink chablis
I'm drunk in the mornin' that's the way that i be

I'm drunk when i wake and then i'm drunk when i dine
I'm drunk when i hit the unemployment line
Lost my job when i asked my boss to pay me in wine
So depressed when i'm sober
When i'm drunk it's cloud nine

Oprah's not even on yet,
And i can barely stand
I drink booze that's been bottled,
I drink booze from a can
And i puke in my shoes
And in my baby grand
I got hooch shootin' out of my mammary glands!

It's 10 a.m. and i'm drunk as a skunk
Eggs, bacon and booze
That's why i've got so much spunk
Ain't no sobriety test that i haven't flunked
I've tried bein' sober,
Let me tell you, that stunk
And now it's not even noon and i'm drunk!

I tried bein' sober that really stunk
Now it's 10 a.m. and i'm drunk