Lyrics of Neville is a nerd

We all believed that neville
Was a f f f fine lad
But when we go to know him better
Neville drove us mad.
Neville is a bighead
Neville is a pain
Neville is a pratt without a brain
Chorus:
What a wally, what a burk
He sticks out like a sore thumb
He's a wally, he's a jerk
Nobody can be as dumb
Neville's a hopeless case
He can never pull a bird
Neville's thick and he's got a pig face
Neville is a nutter, neville is nerd
Oh neville is a nutter, neville is....
Neville is a nerd.
Neville gets on your wick
Neville is a moron
Neville makes you sick
Oh neville is a neville is a nerd
Oh neville's wearing aramus
And a little touch of brut,
He thinks he will pick up a chick
In his white trendy suit,
Sunglasses in the disco
Nev can't see too clear
He's such a burk, he trips and
Spills his beer
Chorus
Neville's nice to all the girls
But it's just a bluff
Neville thinks he's jack the lad
But he's just a trendy puff.
He says he's been to tenerife
And he knows simon le bon,
But it's a codswallop
Coz neville is a con
Chorus