Lyrics of A lot of wind

Desperate for entertainment
So i turn my tv on
There's people jumping up and down
Then they have the panel on
And they talk a lot of wind
They talk a lot of wind
Then they have the weatherman on
He used to teach all our friends
He talked a lot of wind
He talks a lot about the wind
Then they have carl lewis on
He's got a ponytail and he's a vegan
He talks a lot of wind
He talks a lot about the wind
I turn the tragic lantern on
It's a program 'good morning'*
It's a lot of wind
They talk a lot about the wind
I'm real sick and in distress
I got octagonals in my eyelids
From watching all that wind
I get horrible horrible horrible dreams
So i rang the tv line and get a lot of wind
They talk a lot of wind
You see them in the cafes
You see them in the shops
You see them on the kids programs
And they talk a lot of wind
All the boredom in my bones
From watching a lot of wind
They talk a lot about the wind
They talk a lot about the wind
I gotta forget about the wind
Has a lot of nerve
To talk a lot about the wind
There's a roly-poly, roly-poly man
He's got a yak haircut (gut, gut, gut)
They talk a lot about the wind
( refers to the uk mid-morning tv show "this morning," which mes refers
To again in north west fashion show: "richard and judy's
(the presenters) bastard offspring!" --ed.)