Lyrics of Aisle b
Eric Schwartz
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Release date : 15/09/2006
Duration : 0:03:15
Style : Singer/Songwriter
My girlfriend got sick
And she needed a few things
But she couldnt get out of her bed
So she wrote me a list
She sent me to the drugstore
I went up to the sales girl and said
"tell me...where are the tampons and
Tell me, how to heal canker sores
Sell me what you take with a cramp on
'cause if she dont stop whining
She wont need no tampons no more...
She said
Aisle b
Thats where youll find them
Aisle b
Near the feminine sprays
Aisle b
Where they'd carefully aligned them
To make damn well sure
I'd be shopping for tampons for days...
So i picked up a basket, and went down and found her
Anything she could squirt or insert or inject
And when i was done
I brought them up to the counter
Where each item i bought was price-checked
Hair pluckers, zit suckers, unstuckers for stomach unease
Inner incense for a scent like a warm country breeze...
I later discovered the whole thing was a setup
They taped me from beginning to end
I shoulda known better,
This chick hasn't let up since she found out i did her best friend
I packed up my things
With my ego eroded
I went back to live with my mom
If you dont believe me
The mpegs uploaded at "guys buying tampons dot com"
Aisle b the dreams aren't stopping
Aisle b, never again
Aisle b, girls, do your own shopping
Unless you are trying to make a mess of your men....
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