Lyrics of Bad dog, no biscuit

Bad dog, no biscuit
( written by william kitchens / richard s. ferrell )

Stayed out late with the boys again
I got to reminiscing and it got out of hand
Pulled up in the driveway, saw the porch light on
Trouble jack, that's a fact, throw me a bone

(chorus)
Back in the pound, back on the chain
My baby left me out in the rain
I scratched at the door, she told me to get
She said, "bad dog, no biscuit"

I whimpered and i whined and started to beg
"i hope you freeze", was all she said
Slept out in my truck with my heater on
Hey roy, oh boy, throw me a bone

(repeat chorus)

I woke up with a fever and a runny nose
I'm a housebroken baby, i do what i'm told
I won't ever stray, ever roam
Hush honey, honey hush, throw me a bone

(repeat chorus three times)

Bad dog