Lyrics of Children's songs
Eric Schwartz
Theres a monster in the toilet and he wants to eat your poo
So you better hurry up because hed just as soon eat you
Hes coming, hes coming, here he comes!!!
Ahhhhhhh!
Theres a bomb in the bed
And it goes off when it gets wet
Pleasant dreams, little girl, pleasant dreams
It hurts your food when you chew it
It hurts your food when you chew it
So next time you eat, think twice, dont do it
''cause it hurts your food when you chew it
When women get pregnant, strange tricks the lord plays
Each of them change in their own special ways
Some will crave pickles
Some will knit socks
Mommy stored lipids like gold at fort knox
If theres one thing i have found to be true
Mommy is fat because mommy had you
Mommy drinks because you cry
Others tracks of Eric Schwartz
Aisle b
Eric Schwartz
Charliesomething
Eric Schwartz
Do not go gently unto that goodbye
Eric Schwartz
Lyrics of Don't ask
Eric Schwartz
Great big world
Eric Schwartz
Houston, we have a problem (shaving off my muff for you)
Eric Schwartz
I'm gonna piss on a hornet's nest
Eric Schwartz
Lyrics of Is it wrong (to want to be loved by someone as lovely as you)?
Eric Schwartz
Irish wanking song
Eric Schwartz
Jesus envy
Eric Schwartz
Keep your jesus off my penis
Eric Schwartz
Lyrics of Moishe the kid
Eric Schwartz
Only be
Eric Schwartz
Psycho ballet
Eric Schwartz
Sunday blue
Eric Schwartz
Lyrics of Telltale kitchen
Eric Schwartz
Who da bitch now?
Eric Schwartz
Lyrics of the track children's songs by eric schwartz.