Lyrics of D and d

Stephen Lynch

pochette album D and d
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Better get back up here. this is a song about a guy you might remember from high school, or you might be this guy from high school. i don't know..
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(how about a little harmonica?)
I've got my twelve sided die and i'm ready to roll with a wizard and my goblin crew.
My friends are comin' over to my mom's basement bringin' funyuns and a mountain dew.
(i got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin.
It's that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin.)
It's d and d!
Fighting with the legends of yore.
It's d and d!
Never kissed lady before. (nope!) whoo!
Now the lord of the rings, the dark crystal and things.
We use these as a reference tool.
And when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids at the school...
(no we're not.)
I know.
Now teich's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master.
He's got hit points and charisma to lend.
(and i rehearse in my room, or what i call the dragon's tomb, when i'm not out with my girlfriend.)
It's d and d... wait...
Sorry, you got a girlfriend?
(yeah. yeah, i got a...no.)
It's d and d!
Warriors that terrify.
It's d and d!
Virgins 'till the day we...
1,2,3,4!
Die!
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Thanks.
(stephen lynch, ladies and gentlemen.)
That's mark teich.

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