Lyrics of Water torture

(j.g. thirwell)
The snot-green sea - the scrotum-tightening sea
Cast thine bread upon the water - the salty water of the briny deep
Eternal backstroke in the vasty deep of the ocean of fire and brimstone
Looking at a haunted void - i'm all at sea, flat on thine back
As buoyant as the titanic fifty years on so come on, neptune, drag me down
Tadpole in the dead dead sea - firewater! firewater!
That drip drip drip is making me sick/that drip drip drip is making me sink
I'm condemned to eternal water torture
This time the decider has shown no quarter
I just had a backyard coathanger job from the sinner sorter, soul aborter
Fire and water, firewater, water torture, water torture
I could walk on water 'til i landed in strife now i'm treading water
Now i swim for my life
My wetsuit's got a hole in it's pocket
Stuck my wet to in a live hot socket
Stuck my wet toe in a live hot socket, wet toe in a live hot socket
Water everywhere can't see the horizon... can't even be washed up or beached
Not even a tern to keep my eyes on... i shouldn't've practised what beelzebub
Preached...
I'm condemned to eternal water torture
This time the decider has shown no quarter
I just had a backyard coathanger job from the sinner sorter, soul aborter
Fire and water firewater water torture water torture!!!
Must've bought my life from a used car salesman... only one previous owner
I must've bought my life from a used car salesman... one previous owner...
A little old lady... wish she'd driven it to church on sunday
Four flat tyres - break an axle one day
That drip drip drip is making me sick/that drip drip drip is making me sink
That drip drip drip is making me drink/that drip drip drip is making me sick
I'm condemned to eternal water torture
This time the decider has shown no quarter
I just had a backyard coathanger job from the sinner sorter, soul
Aborter
Fire and water firewater water torture water torture!!!
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