Lyrics of Justin bieber - as long as you love me parody

(justin:) my girl doesn't love me

(justin: will you always be a belieber?
Justin's ex girl: yes.)

(justin:) her new love is 1d

(justin:) i'm under pressure
I puked at my show
Now my girl prefers one direction
Was a belieber
But now she has no interest in my baby sized erection

(justin:) she wants to
Bang harry
Why doesn't she wanna bang me?
Doesn't she know that i've got swaaaaaaag!

(justin:) girl, why don't you love me?
I'm better than 1d
Even though i threw up at my last live show

(justin:) and what's with your daddy?
He's extremely scary
I'm pretty sure that he wants to slit my throat

(justin:) oh my god that's
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-harry from 1d!

(harry:) we had sex sex sex sex sex sex
And she told me she hates you
Right after she she she she she she blew me
I'm sorry

(justin:) is my run over?
Everywhere i go people are laughing at my milk barf
Yes, i'm a poser
But that's no reason to replace the sticker that's on your car

(justin:) what about all you guys?
You're my dancers, you must be on my side

(dancer #1:) sorry but we prefer boy bands.

(justin:) guys please do not leave me
You gotta belieb me
I'm better than 1d, i'm telling the truth

(dancer #2:) did you just stay belieb?
That's totally corny

(dancer 3#:) plus one direction doesn't lip sync and puke.

(justin:) but i am so
Swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swag-swaggy
Can't you see?
Nobody lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-lo-loves me
I fucking hate 1d