Lyrics of Meet joe brown skit

My name is joe brown,
Bitches love me. *burp*
Rule number one.
18 to 25 women age like cheese;
Men age like wine.
Rule number two.
My expectations of lovely people aren't very high. *cough* *spit*
Rule number three.
American women need to go to a foreign country,see how they are supposed to be treated, and maybe come home and act right.
Rule number four.
Every woman is a whore, until she becomes your girl, then its all good.
Rule number five.
If you wake up in the morning and you find tampons where your q-tips and razors used to be you know somethings gone drastically wrong with your life.
My names joe brown,
Bitches love me.
Man this being fat is rough,
I don't know if i can do this no more.