Lyrics of A letter to my penis (big band version)

Rodney Carrington

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Dear penis,
I don't think i like you anymore,
You used to watch me shave,
Now all u do is stare at the floor.
Oh dear penis,
I don't like you anymore.

It used to be you and me,
A paper towel, and a dirty magazine,
That's all we needed to get by.
Now it seems things have changed,
I think that your the one to blame.
Dear penis,
I don't like you anymore.

Now he sings,

Dear rodney,
I don't think i like you anymore,
'cause when u get to drinkin'
You put me places i've never been before.
Dear rodney,
I dont like you anymore.

Why can't we just get a grip,
On our man to hand relationship.
Come to terms with truly how we feel.
If we put our heads together,
We'd just stay home forever.
Dear penis,
I think i like you after all.

Oh and rodney,
While yer shavin',
Shave my balls.

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