Lyrics of There is nothing like a dame

We've got sunlight on the sand. we've got moonlight on the sea. we've got mangos and bananas we can pick right off the trees. we've got volleyball and ping-pong and a lot of dandy games. what ain't we got? we ain't got dames! we get packages from home. we get movies. we get shows. we get speeches from our skipper and advice from tokyo rose. we get letters doused with perfume. we get dizzy from the smell. what ain't we got? you know damn well. we've got nothing to put on a clean white suit for. what we need is what there ain't no subsitute for. there is nothing like a dame. nothing in the world. there is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame. we feel restless. we feel blue. we feel hungry (lonely) and in brief. we feel every kind of feeling but the feeling of relief. we feel hungry as the wolf felt when he met red riding hood. what don't we feel? we don't feel good. lots of things in life are beautiful but, brother, there is one particular thing that is in no way, shape, or form like any other. there is nothing like a dame. nothing in the world. there is nothing you can name that is anything like a dame. there are no drinks like a dame.and nothing thinks like a dame. there are no books like a dame. and nothing looks like a dame. and nothing acts like a dame. or attracts like a dame. there ain't a thing that's wrong with any man here that can't be cured by putting him near a girly female womanly feminine dame.