Lyrics of Things i want

(feat. tenacious d)

Ho ho ho
So many christmas letters,
So many wishes,
Lucy wants a squeezie doll,
Jimmy wants a moon rocket,
Oh, this list is rather long,

Yeah!

Hey now santa i'm writing to you,
Cos there's a lot of cool shit i want
I know i've been naughty but cut me some slack,
Cos there's a lot of cool shit i want,
So here's my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I want,
A solid gold harley with machine guns on the front,
I want,
A motley crew lunchbox filled with sticky buns,

I want a see through jumpsuit that fits me tight,
I want all of the beatles copyrights,
I want to chop florida off the map,
I want pamela anderson's speedo top,

So there you go santa theres my christmas list,
Thats all the cool shit i want,
But wait a minute santa theres some things i missed,
There's still a lot of cool shit i want,

So here's my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I want,
A time machine and a bb gun,
I want,
A statue of moby on the surface of the sun,
I want,
To party naked on a schoolbus full of nuns,
I want,
A bumper pool table and a robot pelican,

There you go santa i'm sure you'll agree,
That there's some really cool shit i want,
I know i've been naughty but i guarantee,
That i deserve every single one,

So here's my list-a,
So check it out twice-a,
I know i've been naughty but life ain't nice-a,
Ps i still-a need some more shit-a,

I want,
A diamond hyena shooting fire from his butt,
I want,
A cannibal chef to cook me sweet and sour buns,
I want,
A magical sleigh thats pulled by flying skunks,
I want,
All the cool shit i want!