Lyrics of Deck the halls

Christmas comes just once a year
(i got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer
(i got a football)
But there's one thing i'd like to say
Is that i hate christmas day
(i got a rock)

It's time for everybody to have a christmas party
Everyone but me i'll step outside, boycott your office party
No secret santa for me, mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway
'cause i don't wanna go, where happy days are snow

I'd rather stay where frosty melts in the sun
July 4 parade, a lynchburg lemonade
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun
(now everybody sing)

Deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but, i hate christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year

It's time for everybody to head out christmas shopping
Everyone but me i'll stay inside
No presents under your tree that have a name tag for me
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide

I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day
An alcohol a day by the pool in the sun
(now everybody sing)

Deck the halls with bells of holly
'tis the season to be jolly but, i hate christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year

It was the night before christmas and all through the house
All the creatures was chillin' like flint drinkin' stout
I woke from my sleep, heard here comes the boom
I knew that santa would be comin' soon
On dascher on donner, commit, on blitzen
I yelled shut up y'all, but they wouldn't listen and then