Lyrics of Agamemnon

The telephone, telephone
I have an idea
Women always have ideas

Hello
Here is agamemnon
Here is agamemnon
Here is agamemnon
Here is agamemnon

Wrong connection this is
I am a moralist an anti-militarist
I am against duels
I cannot stand seeing
A fly in rage i cannot look at
A uniform or blood

That woman has seduced me
And now i am done for
That woman has seduced me
And now i am done for

Darling, where shall i
Hide you in a hurry?
Darling, where shall i
Hide you in a hurry?

Darling, where shall i
Hide you in a hurry?
Darling, where shall i
Hide you in a hurry?

Here is agamemnon
Here is agamemnon
Here is agamemnon
Here is agamemnon

I am coming directly from the trenches
And look forward to a solemn luncheon
I am coming directly from the trenches
And look forward to a solemn luncheon

Oh, my nerves i'm losing my mind
Oh, my nerves i'm losing my mind
This damned telephone
Spoils my favorite position

Now i can start, now i can start
Now i can start, now i can start writing
Now i can start writing, now i can start writing
I can start writing poetry

Now i can start writing poetry
I can, i can start writing poetry i can
Now i can start writing poetry i can
Now i can start writing poetry
I can start writing poetry