Lyrics of Cool guy 4

-(sean on the phone with a call-girl.)-

Sean: what's your name, baby?

Girl #4: desiree.

Sean: ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.

Girl #4: what's your name?

-(sean presses 'play' button on tape player)-

Sean: my name's sean, i want to get it on.

Girl #4: ooh.

Sean: you know what i'm talking about, honey, i want to drop some serious loving on you, mama.

Girl #4: oh sean, you sound so strong, like you really know what you want.

Sean: yeah baby, i'm strong as a bear, i want to wrap my big arm around you,--

Girl #4: oh my.

sean: --you want to be spinning around for some more lovin' i got for you?

Girl #4: that's sounds nice, sean.

Sean: you know what else sounds nice, the sound of your clothes slidding off and hitting the floor. that's music to my ears.

Girl #4: i'm already naked, how about you?

Sean: well, i'm half way there, baby, just let me slip out of these silky boxer shorts of mine.

Girl #4: you must look good you stud, are you hard?

Sean: baby, my tally-whacker's all revved up and ready to go.

Girl #4: ..."tally-whacker"?

Sean: no, no, no... i said the sweet-meat.

Girl #4: oh my god.

Sean: what?

Girl #4: -(to other call girl)- i just heard some fucking idiot call it a tally-whacker.

-(sean groans)-

Call girl #2: -(to girl #4)- your kidding?

Girl #4: -(to other call girl)- and his sweet-meat.

Call girl #2: -(to girl #4)- that's so gross.

-(she hangs up)-

Sean: no. she did not just fucking hang up on me for 4 dollars a fucking minute.

-(hangs up)-

what the fuck is happening

-(weeping)-

... i'm horny, goddamn it. oh, shit. fucking, this is so un-chill.