Lyrics of I need a jew

Peter griffin:
Nothing else has worked so far
So i'll wish upon a star
Wondrous dancing speck of light
I need a jew

Lois makes me take the rap
Cause our checkbook looks like crap
Since i can't give her a slap
I need a jew

Where to find
A baum or steen or stein
To teach me how to whine and do
My taaaaaxesss...

Though by many they're abhored
Hebrew people i've adored
Even though they killed my lord
I need a jew

Max:
Hi, my name's max weinstein,
My car just broke down,
Can i use you phone?

Peter:
Now my troubles are all through
I have a jew!

Max:
Hey!