Lyrics of How do you milk a cow

Yeah, i was always the lazy one, a southern californian
But i've got some kinfolk on the mason-dixon line
So this summer just for fun, hopped in my delorean
And headed for my uncle's farm for a short time

I thought that i would be huntin' and fishin'
I misunderstood him somehow
So far there's nothin' but chores here to mention
I didn't mind feedin the sows

But how do you milk a cow?
How do you milk a cow?
I wasn't in ffa
This cow must think i'm crazy

Up under it this way
I'm sittin' here a pullin'
But there ain't nothin' comin' out
Oh, e i e i o, how do you milk a cow?

Yeah, i love it here in tennessee but these farmers all make fun of me
Can't haul much hay in a tiny sports car
So i got myself a 4 wheel drive, learned to spotlight deer at night
And i've got shearin' sheep right down to an art

One thing's for sure, i hate shovelin' manure
It gets all over my overalls
Them horses need shoein', i hear bessie mooin'
So i thought maybe i'd ask you all

How do you milk a cow?
How do you milk a cow?
I think it's safe to say
A man could get arrested for this in l.a.

This heifer must be empty
'cause she ain't puttin' out
Oh, e i e i o
Tell me, how do you milk a cow

(this song is absolutely an udder disaster
I hope i don't get mad cow diease)

How do you milk a cow?
I no longer care
I'm gettin sick
And tired of smellin' dairy air

I'm headin' back to cali
And i'm turnin' in my plow
Oh, e i e i o, how do you milk a cow?