Lyrics of New car
Cledus T. Judd
Come on you no good worthless piece of foreign
Wait while i get me a royalty check
I'mma buy me an american made car
Piece of junk
People always shout obscenities
When i stall in their lane
They're all convinced when they see me
Driving this heap that i'm insane
But seat belted in
I push the gas down fearlessly
Breaks stop working then
I watch the engine overheat
I need a new car, i can't ever get far
This one breaks down on me all the time
It's got four bald tires and it always backfires
And i'm sick of that check engine light
I need a new car
I replaced all the cables and hoses
Had grease all over my face
For a couple weekends
I had parts thrown all over the place
I put it back together fast
But now it's even worse
Now my friends just laugh
'cause it only goes in reverse
I need a new car, getting to work's hard
When you have to drive backwards all the time
I'd find a junkyard and i'd sell it for parts
But i know they won't give me a dime
I need a new car
I won't repair anymore
Now the dang transmission's about to fall out
The only thought that's on my brain is the new car
I could be driving now
Rumor is they're having a sale
At the push-pull or drag car lot
If i can get this towed down there
I swear i'll take anything they've got
So with a credit line
Of 20,000 plus
No interest or money down
And no more taking the bus
I got a new car looking like a big star
I don't care if the price was too high
It's got a vcr, cruise control and on star
So i know where i'm at all the time
I got a new car, he got a new car
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