Lyrics of Callin' in twisted

I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in twisted
I was drinking two-fisted
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

Hanging with friends
We were doing slammers
They try and get me hammered
Boss, i said no
But they insisted

I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in bland
The biggest freak-a-zoid ever known to man
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in tired
Look man i am oh so wired
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

Won't be the first time i lost a good job
Look at me now - a drunken slob
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

I'm calling in pissed
Hung over y'all
I'm gonna use the fake cough when i make that call
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in twisted
I was drinking two-fisted
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

I'm calling in pissed
Hung over y'all
I'm gonna use the fake cough when i make that call
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

Yeah i'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

Yeah i'm sick
I'm calling in twisted

Yeah i'm sick
I'm calling in twisted