Lyrics of Information

I was getting slightly intoxicated
I was going half way out of my mind
So i walked over to the pay phone and i waited
For some helpful voice to come on the line
And as i stood there i could see her face
Bloodshot memory for a welcome mat
And then a voice came from beyond time and space
Said, "how can i help you? how can i help you?"

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Information, please my baby
Information, please my baby

Last i heard it she was out your way
Grooming horses for the rodeo
Here's her last name, but it might have changed
I hope that it hasn't but you never know
Last time i saw her didn't think to ask
Truth to tell you is i did not know
That just behind that faithful lover's mask
She was waiting, she was waiting

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All i want for christmas is a storybook ending
Or at least an explanation why?
And i'd say, "baby, i'm just curious, were you pretending?
Or was it all just a lie?"

If by some miracle i made it through
And heard her pretty voice smile back at me
I know exactly what i'd do
I'd tell her, "baby please come back to me."
On second thought i would act casual
Act like i did not miss her face at all
I'd say the only thing that makes me call
Could you provide me with a little bit of . . .

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