Lyrics of Clowns are experts (at making us laugh)

Clowns are neato clowns are fun - clowns are loved by everyone - cops n' commies even fags - everybody loves a gag - clowns everywhere are freakin' out - in parades they scream n' shout - they're sad as hell, and they're singin' the blues - cause no one laughs at their great big shoes - here's some clowns we really love: bozo, scoopy, rusty nails - here's a clown we really hate: ronald mcdonald - (he's only in it for the burgers) - i saw a clown in the mall today - my brother cried and he ran away - they get no respect, aren't served in bars - no matter how many friends they can fit in their cars - the other day i was drivin' around in the clown-mobile with 17 of my - friends towin' the - ferris wheel in the back and this cop pulls me over and says, "where ya - goin' bozo?" - i said, "i'm not bozo. i sure wish i was, though. the man's a friggin' - genius." - clowns are forced to take jobs across the nation - below the level of their education - it's hard as hell to make ends meet - with a painted face and gigantic feet - yesterday i was sittin' in a bar havin' a drink and this clown walks in and - says, - "bartender, give me a tree fort." the bartender looks at him and says, - "what's in - a tree fort?" "playboy books and cigars." - last verse same as the first acapulco version, ten times worse