Lyrics of Online

I work down at the pizza pit
And i drive an old hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I'm five foot three and overweight
I'm a sci-fi fanatic mild asthmatic
Never been to second base
But there's a whole `nother me
That you need to see
Go check out myspace

`cause online i'm out in hollywood
I'm six foot five and i look damn good
I drive a maserati
I'm a black belt in karate
And i love a good glass of wine

It turns girls on that i'm mysterious
I tell `em i don't want nothing serious
`cause even on a slow day i can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
I'm so much cooler online

I get home i kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my mac
In real life the only time
I've ever even been to l.a.

Was when i got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the rose parade
But online i live in malibu
I pose for calvin klein i've been in gq
I'm single and i'm rich
And i got a set of six-pack abs that would blow your mind

It turns girls on that i'm mysterious
I tell `em i don't want nothing serious
`cause even on a slow day i can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, i'm cooler online

When you've got my kind of stats
It's hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But i grow another foot
And lose a bunch of weight
Every time i log in

Online i'm out in hollywood
I'm six foot five and i look damn good
Even on a slow day i can have a three-way chat
With two women at one time
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, i'm cooler online
I'm so much cooler online
Yeah, i'm cooler online