Lyrics of Fatso

This is the last time, this time i will win
It took a long time to gain this weight
It will take a long time to lose it again

I will have only water for a week
Then maybe carrots and celery
And if i lose then sunday, i'll have brown rice

Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly
And i'm thin even when i sit down
Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs
When i'm only one hundred pounds

I bought a doctor's scale on sale today
It takes up half the bathroom, and it's really ugly
But i know it's going to help me reach my goal

I get so dizzy when i stand up fast
And i don't feel like dancing
But i know i'm gonna do it this time, for sure

Now i walk past the fatsos eating dough nuts
With cream filling, icing, jimmies
And i am so glad i am not like them

Because someone will adore me when my ribs show clearly
And i'm thin even when i sit down
Someone will admire my gorgeous arms and legs
When i'm only one hundred pounds

Last night i dreamed i ate a chocolate cake
And when i woke up i was sure it was true
So i weighed myself just to make sure and drank a diet coke

I want to be skinny
(oh i am so hungry)