Lyrics of Sing

(kristine)
See i really couldn't sing
I could never really sing

(al)
...sing!
..note.
..throat.
...thing.

(kristine)
What i couldn't do was...
I have trouble with a...
It goes all around my...
It's a terrifying...
See, i really couldn't hear
Which not was lower or was...
If someone says, "let's start a...

(al)
...higher
...choir.

(kristine)
Hey, when i begin to...
It's a cross between a...
And a quiver or a...
It's a little like a...
Or the record player...
What its doesn't have is...

(al)
...shreik.
...squeak.
...moan.
...croak.
...broke.
...tone.

(kristine)
Oh i know you're thinking
What a crazy...
But i really couldn't...
I could never really...
What i couldn't do was...

(al)
...dingaling.
...sing.
...sing.
...sing!

(al)
Three blind mice.

(kristine (off-key))
Three blind mice.
(spoken)
It isn't intentional...

(al (spoken))
She's doing her best,

Jingle bells, jingle bells...

(kristine)
Jingle bells, jingle bells...
(spoken)
It really blows my mind

(al (spoken))
She gets depressed

But what i lack in pitch i sure

(al)
Make up in...
...power.
And all my friends say i am

(kristine)
Perfect for the
Shower.

Still,
I'm terrific at a...
Guys are comin' in their...
I'm a birdie on the...
But when i begin to...
They say, "who's the little...
...goin' 'pong' instead of...

(al)
...dance.
...pants.
...wing.
...chirp.
...twerp
...ping.

And when christmas comes ans
All my friends go...

(all)
Caroling,

(kristine)
It is so dishearten...
It is so disquiet...
It is so discourag...
Darling, please stop answer...

(al)
...-ning.
...-ting.
...-ging.
...-ring!

...sing.
...sing.

(kristine)
See, i really couldn't...
I could never really...
What i couldn't do was...

(all (in parts with al conducting))
Do, re, mi, fa, sol, la, ti, do
Do, ti, la, sol, fa, mi, re, do
La

(kristine (off key))
La...

(all)
La

(kristine)
La...

(girls)
Sing, sing
Sing a sing a sing sing
Sing, sing

Sing, sing

(boys)
Never sing a note.
Please never,
Never sing a note,
Don't ever...

(kristine (off key))
...sing.

(all)
Sing!