Lyrics of The christmas song

Twas the night before christmas, and all through the house,
Everybody was stoned, even the mouse.

Man from the whore house and me from the jail,
I just settled down to get a piece of her tail.

When all of a sudden i heard such a clatter,
I tripped on my dick and busted my bladder!

I went downstairs and what did i see?!
A fat little red faget hangin' from a tree.

He stuffed the stockings with reefers and beer,
And a big fat hairy dick for the family queer.

That's the end of my story. funny wasn't it, ya see?