Lyrics of The excited southerner proposes to a woman

Adam Sandler

pochette album The excited southerner proposes to a woman

Release date : 09/02/1996

Duration : 0:01:02

Style : Comedy

(setting: a restaurant with music playing in the background)
"and now the excited southerner proposes to a girl."
Girl: "you wanted to ask me something?"
Excited southerner: "yes, i did. i - first of all i just wanted to say
That you're -- very pretty girl, and i, i -- hoo -- you'the -- we've
Known each other for so long now, and-uh, it's about time that the two
Of us -- we're both getting older right now, and-uh, and i don't want to
Die alone, i -- tell you that much -- hoo -- getting ahead of myself --
Got ta slow down, hoo-hoo, concentrate on what i'm trying to get across
To you right now, hoo, i mean,
Whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-whe-willing to be a house husband,
You don't have to qu-qu-qu-qu-quit your job there, there, i'm, i'm,
The-, i'm, i'm -- hoo, honeymoon in the
Poconos, with the -- hoo, woo hoo -- sex optional -- you don't have to
Do what you don't want to do, hoo hoo hoo hoo, someday you're going to
Love me, and that -- that's fi-- til death do us part i, we'll get the
Chocolate cake and the sunrise and the sunset -- no prenuptial agree --"
Girl: "look, are you trying to ask me to marry you? because i'm just not
Ready for that kind of commitment."
Excited southerner: "coooooo."