Lyrics of Big ten inch record

Got me the strangest woman
Believe it, this chick's no cinch
I tried to get her goin'
I wanna whip out my big ten inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well, the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

Last night i tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
But she said, "stop the bullshit
Won't you whip out your big ten inch?"

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well, the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

I'll cover her with kisses
When we're in a lovers clinch
It seems she gets all excited
When she puts on my big ten inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Well, the band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues

If my daddy could see me now

(incomprehensible)
(incomprehensible)
'cept for my big ten inch

Record of the band that plays the blues
Band that plays the blues
She just loved my big ten inch
Record of her favorite blues