Lyrics of Alcohol

I can make anybody pretty
I can make you believe any lie
I can make you pick a fight
With somebody twice your size

Well i've been known to cause a few breakups
And i've been known to cause a few births
I can make you new friends
Or get you fired from work

And since the day i left milwaukee
Lynchburg, bordeaux, france
Been makin' the bars lots of big money
And helpin' white people dance

I got you in trouble in high school
But college now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol, alcohol

I got blamed at your wedding reception
For your best man's embarrassing speech
And also for those naked pictures of you at the beach

I've influenced kings and world leaders
I helped hemingway write like he did
And i`ll bet you a drink or two that i can make you
Put that lampshade on your head

'cause since the day i left milwaukee
Lynchburg, bordeaux, france
Been makin' a fool out of folks just like you
And helpin' white people dance

I am medicine and i am poison
I can help you up or make you fall
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol, alcohol

Yes since the day i left milwaukee
Lynchburg, bordeaux, france
Been makin' the bars lots of big money
And helpin' white people dance

Yea i got you in trouble in high school
And college now that was a ball
You had some of the best times
You'll never remember with me
Alcohol, alcohol
(alcohol, alcohol)
(alcohol, alcohol)
(alcohol, alcohol)