Lyrics of Bobby brown

Hey there, people, i'm bobby brown
They say i'm the cutest boy in town
My car is fast, my teeth is shiney
I tell all the girls they can kiss my heinie
Here i am at a famous school
I'm dressin' sharp 'n' i'm actin' cool
I got a cheerleader here wants to help with my paper
Let her do all the work 'n' maybe later i'll rape her

Oh god i am the american dream
I do not think i'm too extreme
An' i'm a handsome sonofabitch
I'm gonna get a good job 'n' be real rich

(get a good
Get a good
Get a good
Get a good job)

Women's liberation
Came creepin' across the nation
I tell you people i was not ready
When i f**** this d**e by the name of freddie
She made a little speech then,
Aw, she tried to make me say "when"
She had my b**** in a vice, but she left the d***
I guess it's still hooked on, but now it shoots too quick

Oh god i am the american dream
But now i smell like vaseline
An' i'm a miserable sonofabitch
Am i a boy or a lady...i don't know which

(i wonder wonder
Wonder wonder)

So i went out 'n' bought me a leisure suit
I jingle my change, but i'm still kinda cute
Got a job doin' radio promo
An' none of the jocks can even tell i'm a homo
Eventually me 'n' a friend
Sorta drifted along into s&m
I can take about an hour on the tower of power
'long as i gets a little golden shower

Oh god i am the american dream
With a spindle up my b*** till it makes me scream
An' i'll do anything to get ahead
I lay awake nights sayin', "thank you, fred!"
Oh god, oh god, i'm so fantastic!
Thanks to freddie, i'm a sexual spastic
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, i'm goin down,
And my name is bobby brown
Watch me now, i'm goin down, etc.