Lyrics of St alphonzo's pancake breakfast

Yes indeed
Here we are

At st. alphonzo's pancake breakfast
Where i stole the margarine
And wheedled on the bingo cards
And blew up the latrine

I saw a handsome parish lady
Make her entrance like a queen
While she was totally in chenille
And her old man was a marine

As she abused the sausage pattie
And said, "why don't you treat me mean?"
At st. alphonzo's pancake breakfast
Where i stole the margarine
*(st. alfonzo
St. alfonzo
St. alfonzo
St. alfonzo)*