Lyrics of You would kiss me if i was on the soccer team

Soccer, soccer, soccer... (22x)
You would give me kiss if i were on soccer team
Soccer, soccer, soccer... (16x)

Yes, you would give me kiss if i were on the soccer team,
I know this because you are girlfriend of rasheem.
If i had a jersey with my number on the back,
Then you would be my girlfriend and you would give me smack.
When i'd dial a telephone call you would call me back,
You would take me for a ride in your cadillac.
You would give me milk, to go with my apple jack,
But you dont. this hurt hashmere like a thumb tack.
I play chess, but you dont care,
Still like soccer player with his very long hair.
And i ask for half a candy-cane you would not share,
This made me mad like a big grizzly bear!
Every time i try out for team i get chopped,
Coach says to me, hashmeer you need to stop.
No i do not care, and i keep on trying because i think
You would give me kiss if i were on soccer team.

Soccer, soccer, soccer... (9x)
You would give me kiss if i were on soccer team.
Know what i mean? know what i mean?
Soccer, soccer, soccer... (9x)
You would give me kiss if i were on soccer team.
Know what i mean? know what i mean?

I like to paint, and i like to draw.
But that doesn't mean i can kick a soccer ball.
You dont even say hi when you see me in the hall.
Tried to give you kiss but you push me and i fall.
If i wore the umbros and a pair of cleats,
Then you would want to do a sex on the bed sheets.
Then we would go out and get a bite to eat.
We would have a sandwich with lettuce and meat.
Then we'd go back home and watch jerry letterman.
I know you like rasheem but hashmeres the better man.
He might be good at soccer but i think he's too mean.
You would give me kiss if i were on soccer team!

Soccer, soccer, soccer... (9x)
You would give me kiss if i were on soccer team.
Know what i mean? know what i mean?
Soccer, soccer, soccer... (9x)
You would give me kiss if i were on soccer team.
Know what i mean? know what i mean?

For two weeks i practice night and day,
But i'm still not good enough for the portion that we play.
Guess what i discover while i'm at the jiffy lube?
Hashmere is very good at rubix cube.
I can separate white and red from the green,
I will chop a pony (and slightly give you teen????)
And yes, i am better at the rubix cube than james dean,
And i am better at the rubix cube than charlie sheen.
If my pants be dirty i wash them and they're clean.
Could have been my queen,
I could have been your king,
But now all women want to date this mean machine.
I dont need you bitch, i'm on the rubix cube team!!!

Rubix, rubix, rubix... (9x)
I dont need you and i dont need your soccer team
'cause now bitch i'm on the rubix cube team.
Know what i mean? know what i mean?
Rubix, rubix, rubix... (9x)
I dont need you bitch or your soccer team
Know what i mean? know what i mean?