Lyrics of Howlin' pelle talks to the kids

Hello ones, hello ones
This is your captain speaking
I got a chip on my shoulder
The size of a boulder
And i'm gonna have to get it off

D'you know what i'm gonna tell you?
That bigger is better and smaller is impossible to find
I'm gonna tell you that a tired old voice
Is better than a screaming one
What a hoax

Listen, listen, listen, listen, this just in
Take good care of your pearly whites
And i'll let you in on a little secret

I had to walk up a bunch of stiffs
Just to get here but it merely meant
I had to walk a mile in style
To walk an eternity like a king

Don't let them lead you astray
Never let them put you away
Laugh at everything when people say they'll resist you
And we don't regret a single thing