Lyrics of You're so london

Carol: you're so london, you're so kensington gardens, and i'm so san antone...
Julie: (spoken) what's wrong with that?
Carol: you're so harp strings, you're so chamber ensemble, and i'm so saxophone...
Julie: (spoken) it's my favourite instrument.
Carol: you're so kippers, so caviar, and i'm so liverwurst...
Julie: (spoken) it's delicious!
Carol: you're so shakespeare, so bernard shaw, and i'm so fannie hurst!
Julie: (spoken) fannie who?
Carol: you're so harpers, you're so manchester guardian, and i'm so daily news...
Julie: (spoken) come on now...
Carol: you're so white pumps, you're so pink satin slippers, and i'm so army shoes!
Wherever you go, you belong...
Julie: oh carol, you're wrong, wrong, wrong...
You're so hi there, you're so put-her-there-partner! and i'm so how d'ya do...
You're so pogo! you're so pop-eye, and peanuts, and i'm so winnie-the-pooh...
You're root beer! you're ginger ale! and i'm so lemon squash...
You're so 'oh, hey bud, where's the ladies room?' and i'm so 'may i wash...?'
You're so mermen, you're so rosalind russell, and i'm so deborah kerr...
Carol: (spoken) oh i love her!
Julie: you're so 4h! you're so spca! and i'm oh, so dar....!
Wherever you go, you belong...
Carol: no, you're wrong, wrong, wrong!
You're so pall mall! you're so benson & hedges!
Julie: (spoken) i don't smoke!
Carol: and i'm so corn-cob pipe...
Julie: (spoken) you shouldn't either...
Carol: (spoken) d'you know what it's like going through life looking like a corn-cob pipe?
Julie: (spoken) oh, come on!
You're coyote!
Carol: (howls)
Julie: you're prairie dog! and i'm so birds and bees...
Carol: you're so dirndls! you're so petticoats! and i'm so pvds...!
Face it, julie, you are heaven!
You know what you are, you're cotton-candy. you're christmas! you're carnivals!
Julie: (spoken) what?
Carol: you're a little girl in her first prom dress, on her first date, all dressed up, tripping down the stairs with stars in her eyes!
Julie: you're hayrides, you're halloween! you're firecrackers on the fourth of july!
You're a little child at his first ball game, waving his pennant in the breeze...erm...you're our boys overseas!
Both: so.....we'll be partners! just like hotdogs and mustard, a twosome, a duet!
We'll be buddies, just like huntley and brinkley, we're...
Carol: ...andrews...
Julie: ...and burnett!
Both: wherever we go we belong, we belong, we belong....together!