Lyrics of The bigger the figure

I got a woman as big as a house, yes sir
Shes as big as a 2 family house with a porch & a fence
You wont believe what you see when you look at her
Shes enormous, colossal, tremendous, gigantic, immense
Why try to deny it, shes just what i like, if she goes on a diet
Im on strike

The bigger the figure, the better i like her
The better i like her, the better i feed her
The better i feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more i can love

Shes exactly like a watermelon
Big around & sweet
In a party dress, she may be quite a mess
But i love her a lot, so what if shes not so neat

The bigger the figure, the better i like her
The better i like her, the better i feed her
The better i feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more i can love

If she ever, eats me out of money
And we need the rent
Thata be a synch, cause when were in a pinch
I could put her to work under a circus tent

The bigger the figure, the better i like her
The better i like her, the better i feed her
The better i feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more i can love

(bridge)

Shes exactly, like a watermelon
Big around & sweet
In a party dress, she may be quite a mess
But i love her a lot, so what if shes not so neat

The bigger the figure . . . . .
The better i like her . . . . .
The better i like her . . . . .
The better i feed her . . . . .
The better i feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more i can love

The bigger the figure, the better i like her
The better i like her, the better i feed her
The better i feed her, the bigger the figure
The bigger the figure, the more i can love