Lyrics of Rob quarters skit

(sponsor)

(interviewer)
Whats the deal people?!
It's the natural disaster: t-storm comin' at you with another hip-hop spotlight.
Since the success of being a radio air personality from back in the day
And later goin' on to release his independent album,
Ludacris has inspired other radio jocks to persue careers in hip-hop.
Meet rob quarters, a 62-year-old air personality from wzzz in bus county georgia.
I was granted the opportunity to holla at mr. quarters about his upcoming album
And here's what he had to say.

(rob quarters)
People keep askin' why rob quarter, why rob quarter, 62-year-old motherfuckin g?
Wanna make an album, that's all.
You know, i been, i've been thinking about doin' this shit since, you know, back when i was forty, so i figured hey fuck it. ima go ahead and just do the damn thing,
Just go ahead and do the damn thing.
So, here's the first single off my new album get hard, or die tryin'
Ya'll feel that? feel that nigga.
It's called viagra has been good to me
Now feel that fuckin' nigga!
Hey, ya'll holla back at a motherfucker and you know what i'm always sayin nigga:
If you can't earn no motherfuckin' cents, you better beg for the quarter.