Lyrics of The telephone

The telephone
Another night of too much cough syrup
I'm awakened by the incessant ringing of a telephone
I still have dreams caked in the corners of my eyes
And my mouth is dry and tastes shitty

Again the ringing

Slowly i bustle out of bed
The remnants of an erection still lingering in my shorts
Like a bothersome guest

Again the ringing

Carefully i abscond to the bathroom
As to not display my manhood to others
There i make the perfunctory morning faces
Which always seem to precede my daily contribution
To the once-blue toilet water
That i always enjoy making green

Again the ringing

I shake twice like most others
And i'm annoyed by the dribble that always seems to remain
Causing a small acreage of wetness on the front of my briefs
I slowly languidly, lazily, crazily,
Stumble into the den

Where my father smokes his guitars
I mean cigars
In his easy chair
I know all about easy chairs
And then i sing a song for my friends

Jesus is my boyfriend
Jesus is my boyfriend
You can't have him
Because jesus is my boyfriend

Ringing ringing
Dang it goddamn motherfucking son-of-a-bitch is ringing
I walk into the kitchen and i
Stare blankly at that shrieking plastic bastard
Since it keeps ringing i know it's her
And since it keeps ringing she knows it's me

We are the world, we are the children
We are the ones who make a darker day
So let's start killing
There's a choice you're making
We're sparing our own lives
It's true we'll make a darker day
Just you and me