Lyrics of Vegetable man

In yellow shoes i get the blues
Though i walk the streets with my plastic feet
With blue velvet trousers, make me feel pink
There's a kinda stink about blue velvet trousers
In my paisley shirt, i look a jerk
And my turquoise waistcoat is quite outta sight
But oh oh my haircut looks so bad
Vegetable man where are you?
So i've changed my gear, and i find my knees,
And i cover them up with the latest cut,
And my pants and socks all fold in a box
It don't take long to buy nylon socks
The watch, black watch
My watch, with a black face
And the date, in a little hole,
And all the lot is what i got,
It's what i wear, it's what you see,
It must be me, it's what i am,
Vegetable man.
I've been looking all over the place for a place for me,
But it ain't anywhere, it just ain't anywhere.
Vegetable man, vegetable man,
He's the kind of fella, you just gotta see if you can,
Vegetable man.